Underneath her beautiful sunsets, breezy meadows, and babbling brooks, Mother Nature is pretty gross. Sure, her creatures are outwardly cute, spurring countless animated shows where they go on adventures, solve mysteries, etc. But still, gross. Fox’s ADHD has already pointed this out with its anatomically correct take on Huey, Dewey, and Louie’s corkscrew penises, and it’s back again to remind everyone that chipmunks make tunnels of shit and carry lyme disease with “Scientifically Accurate Chip ’N Dale Rescue Rangers.” Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip and Dale may have cute little cheeks and look absolutely adorable when wearing those tiny hats, but they also have dick bones.
[via Laughing Squid]