The rumor making the rounds today is that Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo is shopping his memoirs, once again proving—like Korn guitarist Brian Welch, Nikki Sixx, Tommy Lee, Anthony Kiedis, Dave Navarro, and Marilyn Manson before him—that it's never too early for a little TMI cash-in. To our knowledge, the nerd-rock-for-jocks king has never spent several years shooting up under a bridge, fucked porn stars (or anyone famous, really), or cleaned up and found Jesus (or so I hear), so suffice to say this doesn't exactly have "bestseller" written all over it. For a taste of what you can expect, check out Cuomo's squirm-inducing journal of self-imposed celibacy written during his coursework at Harvard.
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