There’s an old idiom that says something like “one man’s trash is another man’s trash that’s fun to make funny comments during,” so when Rifftrax fans vote that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was the worst movie of 2014, is it really that much of an insult? Those people specialize in coming up with fun ways to enjoy bad movies, so declaring any movie The Worst is basically saying that it’s the one that’s the most fun to criticize. In a way, it’s almost like Rifftrax actually decided that Ninja Turtles was the best movie of the year. Cowabunga!

But no, it was the worst. Rounding out the list of 2014’s worst movies—according to people who like Rifftrax—are some predictable choices, like Transformers: Age Of Extinction and Left Behind, but the weirdest pick is easily Darren Aronofsky’s Noah. Do a lot of Bible fans like Rifftrax? Were they upset about the film’s inclusion of rock monsters? Anyway, you can go to the Rifftrax website for a look at the complete list, or you could check out a different list of the year’s worst movies that some other website made.

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