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Read This: An unpublished chapter of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Oompa Loompa Doompity Doo,
I have a fascinating glimpse into an early draft of a beloved children’s classic for you.
Oompa Loompa Doompity Dexceprt,
If you are interested you can read this previously unpublished excerpt.

What do you get when a chapter’s unknown
From an early draft from fifty ye-ars ago?
A look into another chocolate factory room
And more children who meet their doom.

You might want to read through it.

Oompa Loompa Doompity Dory,
We aren’t in this early version of the story.
Roald Dahl thought we wouldn’t be missed
Decades later we’re still Doompity pissed!


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