In a new article, scary-movie types like Eli Roth, Quentin Tarantino, and Bruce Campbell discuss the best methods to survive the imminent zombie apocalypse. Besides the usual "aim for the head" countermeasures, instructions are given concerning running, stockpiling foodstuffs, not riding motorcycles, and maintaining some semblance of social order when besieged by the walking dead. The most sensible zombie advice, naturally, comes from Evil Dead auteur Sam Raimi, who says, "Always chop 'em up. You really want to go for the active body dismemberment." And on that note, Happy Halloween!