We weren't terribly impressed with Maynard James Keenan's debut release from Puscifer, but he's still a pretty damn funny guy. The band will make its live debut in Las Vegas in February, with three shows that Keenan is promising will be unique and strange. How is he promising? Oh, with this fake press conference video, in which Keenan plays a guy named Major Douche. As Douche, he mentions that the shows will be "cabaret" and include such guests as Mr. Show's Jill Talley and Tom Kenney (he being the voice of Spongebob, too). See below for the entire "press conference." And watch out for a Keenan cameo in the press corps, too!