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Prepare thy jizz: The Lonely Island are going on tour

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Paging Jack Sparrow: After debuting their live show at last year’s Clusterfest festival, The Lonely Island have announced a two-week tour of the U.S. Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone announced the news in a suitably stupid and reliably hilarious video posted to their socials. In it, the trio flaunts their eyewear while promising to play “hit songs” like...Eric Clapton’s “Cocaine”? (For the record, we really hope they actually play Eric Clapton’s “Cocaine.”)

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We’re also crossing our fingers for a Conner4Real cameo, if for no other reason than the public getting the “Fuck Off” the final cut of Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping denied us.

The boys will bring their show to cities like Washington, D.C., Detroit, Philadelphia, New York, and more in June. Tickets go on sale on March 1, and you can register for a “Verified Fan” presale right here for early access. See their full list of dates below.

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6/15—Manchester, TN—Bonnaroo

6/18—Washington, DC—The Anthem

6/19—Philadelphia, PA—The Met

6/21—New York, NY—Venue TBA

6/22—Brooklyn, NY—Kings Theatre

6/24—Boston, MA—Rockland Trust Bank Pavilion

6/26—Detroit, MI—Fox Theatre

6/29—Minneapolis, MN—The Armory

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Randall Colburn is The A.V. Club's Internet Culture Editor. He lives in Chicago, occasionally writes plays, and was a talking head in Best Worst Movie, the documentary about Troll 2.