Screenshot: Getonfleek.com

The RompHim—that is, the romper for bros—earned $353,804 in its Kickstarter campaign, sentencing each and every one of us to a future in which we will have to look at a man’s emphasized scrotum while he drinks a Stella Artois. The great male romper era has begun, and with it, a gold rush for bad rompers, none of which, let us hope, can possibly be more ostentatiously shitty than this one:

Screenshot: Getonfleek.com

Yes, that is the grinning face of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un, splayed programmatically across a beheaded bro’s body. It is only $79.99.

While that design has been the source of considerable online ululation, Mashable helpfully points out that (deep breath) Getonfleek.com is offering a whole slate of horrible rompers, including this artist’s recreation of promethazine consumption:

Screenshot: Getonfleek.com

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Several featuring the packaging for Ramen noodles:

Screenshot: Getonfleek.com

And a shit emoji:

Screenshot: Getonfleek.com

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Please, whatever you do: Do not buy these sarcastically. It will only encourage them.