Perez Hilton has accused Will.I.Am and his entourage of attacking him in Toronto this weekend. In a 12-minute video on his site, Hilton details the incident, admitting escalating a verbal confrontation with the rapper/producer by calling him a "fag." (This continues Hilton's great tradition of promoting the dignity and respect of gay men and women.) Subsequently, police charged Will.I.Am's manager with assault.

Frankly, this sounds like a case of awful people butting heads with even awfuler people and even thinking about it too much seems like a waste of time. But it's news. So it must be acknowledged. Blow-by-blow updates will no doubt be found at TMZ and similar sites. Enjoy!