Speaking of dancing competitions and once-beloved family members squaring off in the TV ratings, next week will find career gadabout Sarah Palin and her daughter, teen pregnancy poster child Bristol Palin, going head-to-head.  Palin the Elder will be 'covering' the mid-term elections on Tuesday in the same time slot Palin the Younger will be appearing on Dancing With The Stars.  While the former Vice Presidential loser predicts that Bristol will "kick my butt" in the ratings, both are expected to lose to the much larger group of people who wish the entire family would go away forever.