According to, Oprah Winfrey will end her insanely popular talk show in 2011. But where will the nation's ladies go for weird diet advice and softball interviews with celebrities and free cars and shit? Well, speculation has Oprah simply moving her show—or some version of it—over to the network that she's starting, OWN: The Oprah Winfrey Network. Seems logical. In a related story, I watched five minutes of Oprah a few days ago, for the first time in 10 years? No, since Cormac McCarthy was on. Anyway, the guest was Jenna Jameson, and her face looks fucked up. Now that's a Newswire!