Last month, we found out that Tina Fey does not want to host the Oscars. Today, Fey has confirmed that she also would not want to take over Saturday Night Live from Lorne Michaels should he decide to retire. “[H]e is the center of that show,” Fey told The Huffington Post in an interview, “and I think … when he wants to stop, it should just stop.” We can also most likely assume at this point that she doesn’t want to be the new face of Chanel No. 5 and isn’t running in 2016 and has no aspirations be the first woman on the moon, so we should probably just stop making assumptions about what she’s going to do with her life and go fuck ourselves.
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