Those awards that none of us really gives a shit about but that tend to irk us anyway, the Grammys, announced their nominees tonight. No Age, Sub Pop's noisy two-piece, was nominated for Best Recording Package. That just seems weird to me. Here are some other categories and nominees that you might pretend to care about for a second and then go back to forgetting that the Grammys exist for another year.

New Artist



The Jonas Brothers

Lady Antebellum

Jazmine Sullivan

Record Of The Year

Adele, "Chasing Pavements"

Coldplay, "Viva La Vida"

Leona Lewis, "Bleeding Love"

M.I.A., "Paper Planes"

Robert Plant & Alison Krauss, "Please Read The Letter"

Best Alternative Music Album

Beck, Modern Guilt

Death Cab For Cutie, Narrow Stairs

Gnarls Barkley, The Odd Couple

My Morning Jacket, Evil Urges

Radiohead, In Rainbows

Best Dance Recording

Daft Punk, "Harder Better Faster Stronger"

Hot Chip, "Ready For The Floor"

Lady Gaga, "Just Dance"

Madonna, "Give It 2 Me"

Rihanna, "Disturbia"

Sam Sparro, "Black & Gold"

And so on. See the full list here.