Spike TV’s hit show Deadliest Warrior—which pits history’s greatest badasses against in each other in hypothetical battles such as “Pirate Vs. Knight” and “Attila The Hun Vs. Alexander The Great”—will be adapted into a feature film by Paramount Pictures and Night At The Museum producer/director Shawn Levy. Plot details are being kept under wraps so far, most likely because, you know, there isn’t one. But given Levy’s involvement, you can probably fill in the blanks here. The only question is who will be the comical everyman caught in the fray, and will or won't he be played by Ben Stiller?