Pop culture obsessives writing for the pop culture obsessed.
Pop culture obsessives writing for the pop culture obsessed.

According to this comically stitled story from Fox News, Bruce Springsteen—"The Boss, as we still call him"—is planning to release a new album with The E Street Band, his first since The Rising. Fox News breathlessly describes Bruce as a "savior" for Columbia Records, incorrectly stating that The Rising "sold better than any previous Springsteen albums." (Surely Fox has heard of a little album called Born In The U.S.A., no?) But entertainment reporter Roger Friedman's enthusiasm is still adorable. To quote (because it's so fun): "When the Springsteen album comes out, I don't want to listen to it on earbuds, but through my Rogue tube amplifier and Sequerra Met 7 speakers. Loud, baby, loud." Aww!

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