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New show starring KISS-branded Hello Kitty characters to bring pervy come-ons and general assholery to kids

Though a line of Hello Kitty KISS products has existed since 2010, the little buggers are finally going to come to virtual life courtesy of children’s television network The Hub. For whatever reason, the channel that's home to My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic has decided that an animated series that blends the sexual deviancy and asshole tendencies of KISS with the adorableness of Hello Kitty is a good idea, so Kiss Hello Kitty is now in development. Gene Simmons will executive produce.

The KISS-branded line of Hello Kitty products includes dolls modeled on the four band members, “Lick It Up” t-shirts, and a line of toilet paper that features the images of the characters.

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