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New Machete trailer offers special Cinco De Mayo message for Arizona

Ain’t It Cool News has just posted the new trailer for Machete, Robert Rodriguez’s thoughtful dialectic on the state of modern immigration law. Issued out of the side of Danny Trejo’s clenched mouth with a “Happy Cinco De Mayo” message that’s aimed squarely at Arizona, it offers everything you can expect from the upcoming Grindhouse spin-off, including Robert De Niro barely even trying a Texas accent (which is fine, really), Lindsay Lohan dressed as a nun, Jeff Fahey squinting, Michelle Rodriguez maybe-flirting with Jessica Alba, and multiple shots of people like Cheech Marin cocking shotguns. Also, “introducing Don Johnson.” Enjoy this NSFW look at the film due out in September.

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