It's rumored that the Rolling Stones are done playing live shows, but that doesn't mean they'll stop attracting attention to themselves through assorted jackassery. As usual, Keith Richards leads the charge. First, he's lashing out at Swedish newspapers for panning the band's recent show in Stockholm, noting: "This is a first! Never before have I risen to the bait of a bad review." Also, he recently mocked a ban on onstage smoking by eating a cigarette during a show in London. That's cooler than falling out of a tree, right? (Associated Press; NME)