TV Guide is reporting that January Jones and Joseph Gordon-Levitt will be hosting upcoming episodes of Saturday Night Live, on November 14 and 21, respectively. It's just the show's way of forcing us to watch, like an abused spouse who's sure that things will be different this time because, hey, look at these pretty flowers I got you. Maybe they can sneak in Mad Men or Brick parodies, but more likely we'll just get to see what these actors can do when they're faced with Gilly or the house-music talk show. Sigh. (Cautious optimism: Maybe they'll score another Jon Hamm's John Ham.)