Signs your presidential candidacy might lack the gravitas/sanity necessary for election:

• The man responsible for Spagett considers you a muse.

• A guy who’s been to prison for rape, bit off a piece of someone’s ear, and tattooed half of his face is chosen to portray you (an alleged sexual assailant) in a comedy sketch where he calls you “crazier than a shithouse rat.”

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