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Matt Damon can catch you up on the Bourne trilogy in just 90 seconds

The Bourne Supremacy

Matt Damon has a reputation as being one of Hollywood’s nicest guys. (Presumably, he responded to the recent cancellation of his HBO show Project Greenlight by saying, “Aw shucks,” and making a note to get everybody on the production a nice parting gift.) So why not let Damon do you a favor, and allow him to walk you through a cavalcade of all the nastiest things he’s ever done on film, courtesy of a new promo for his upcoming Jason Bourne.

Talking in the first person (“I blast Clive Owen with a shotgun”), and taking time to note all the “awesome car chases” and “wicked clever” moves, Damon breezes through three movie’s worth of Blackbriars and Treadstones in record time. Of course, he doesn’t bother to detail the super-soldier plot of Jeremy Renner’s quickly ignored follow-up The Bourne Legacy while he’s at it. Nobody’s that nice.


[via Mashable]

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