Mark Hamill has been signing Star Wars junk for well over 35 years, so it’s no surprise that Luke Skywalker himself has to get a little creative with his autographs. Hamill also appears to give zero fucks about your mint condition Star Wars bubblegum cards. Recently on Imgur, more than a few Topps trading cards featuring the last of the Jedi’s signature have surfaced online.

It would seem that Hamill just keeps a notebook of silly and clever quotes to sign your merchandise at the local Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con. The cards contain references to Darth Vader’s child rearing skills, Toshi Station, Grease, and some good old-fashioned stoner humor (He doesn’t tell anyone to get a life like that Shatner guy). Hamill’s sense of humor always comes through and fans are sure to expect quite a few Jedi retirement plan and Life Alert jokes when the 63-year-old has to start signing cards from The Force Awakens.