In news destined to prompt responses ranging from, "Ewwww!" to "Really?" People is reporting that 41 year old shock-rocker Marilyn Manson is engaged to 22 year old actress Evan Rachel Wood. This will be Wood's first marriage and Manson's second; he was previously betrothed to pin-up Dita Von Teese and had a longterm relationship with Rose McGowan.

Remember, friends and family of Wood; it's not too late to try to stop this from happening. We're counting on you.