Each year The A.V. Club opens the floor for our readers to ask a wise celebrity their burning questions about all things related to love, sex, and romance to coincide with Valentine's Day. This year our advice-giver will be Julie Klausner, the comedian, Internet presence, and author of the terrific book I Don't Care About Your Band: What I Learned From Indie Rockers, Trust Funders, Pornographers, Felons, Faux-Sensitive Hipsters, And Other Guys I've Dated, which has been optioned by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay's Gary Sanchez Productions as a series to star Lizzy Caplan. Joke questions are all well and good, but legitimate questions are even better. Send them here, and look for Klausner's responses the week of Valentine's Day.