After months of rumors, Deadline has confirmed that Twilight sourpuss and friend to the sex worker Kristen Stewart is in final negotiations to play the lead in Snow White And The Huntsman. For those keeping track, this is the Snow White project that stars Charlize Theron as the Evil Queen and Viggo Mortensen as the guy who trains her to kill—not the Snow White project that has Julia Roberts playing the Evil Queen, the proposed Disney reboot where the Seven Dwarfs are actually Shaolin monks, or the ABC drama where Ginnifer Goodwin plays Snow White in a town where fairy tales are real. Make a chart, if necessary.

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