We are truly in the golden age of Kevin James getting kicked in the balls, what with Deadline’s announcement that Hollywood’s favorite fat punching bag is now set to star in an “untitled mixed martial arts comedy” that, presumably, Jack Black wouldn’t touch and Chris Farley is still too dead for. James will play “a physics teacher whose school faces drastic cutbacks. In an attempt to save his best friend's job and the music program his students love, he moonlights in the octagon as a mixed martial arts fighter, ultimately leading to brawling in the UFC.” It’s like Nacho Libre meets… No wait, it’s just Nacho Libre.