Since we’re just going around getting any sheltered 16-year-old pop star’s opinion on abortion these days, Kanye West’s Twitter feed, the original answer to a question no one asked, has also weighed in: “An abortion can cost a ballin' nigga up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin' bitches be getting pregnant on purpose. #STRAPUP my niggas!” Darn those gold diggin’ bitches, always trying to come between a ballin’ man and his, uh, abortion money. It happens, we guess—well, not to Kanye, but he’s heard about it: “It ain't happen to me but I know people,” he adds. Unless they include hush money, we’re not sure how Kanye’s “people” are getting talked into these $100,000 abortions. Do they come with champagne or commemorative shoes or something? Is that what “#LUXURYREALNESS” means?
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