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Actor Josh Brolin, 50, has peed his pants.

Brolin, who most recently appeared in Sicario: Day Of The Soldado, posted the news to Instagram, writing, “Stoked about pissing all over myself again. One of the great gifts about turning 50 is the sudden, biological changing out of your shower head. What used to be a rush of garden hose, now seems to have morphed into a multi-directional sprinkler. Just want to let everyone know what there is to look forward to — those who haven’t reached this incredibly illuminating milestone.”

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The accompanying photo, featuring a shirtless Brolin wearing liquid-splattered shorts, appears to confirm these developments:

Brolin has had a busy year so far: in addition to appearing in the previously mentioned Sicario sequel, the square-jawed star featured in the box office hits Avengers: Infinity War and Deadpool 2 as well as indie-comedy The Legacy Of A Whitetail Deer Hunter. He has also, now, peed his pants.

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Born in Santa Monica, California, in 1968, Brolin’s first major film role came in 1985's cult classic The Goonies, in which he played a meathead older brother to Sean Astin. From there Brolin appeared in a wide variety of films, including memorable roles such as former president George W. Bush in W., doomed rancher Llewelyn Moss in No Country for Old Men, and murderer Dan White in Milk (for which he was nominated for an Academy Award), before going on to pee his pants, yesterday.

Brolin is currently scheduled to reprise his role as Thanos in 2019's as-of-yet-untitled Infinity War sequel. It is unclear what, if any, effect Brolin peeing his pants will have on the production of that film.

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