The Granddaddy of farcical Hollywood awards shows, The Golden Globes marks its 70th year of shameless starfuckery on Sunday night, as Hollywood’s brightest show off their second-best outfits in the lead-up to the Oscars. Though the hosting duo of Amy Poehler and Tiny Fey promises to make the evening more fun than it has any right to be, The A.V. Club plans to get through it the same way as every one else: by making jokes about it on the Internet. Starting this Sunday, January 13th at 7:30 p.m. ET, we will be live-blogging the entire three-hour-plus extravaganza right here. Who is “we”? Todd VanDerWerff, Erik Adams, Noel Murray, Genevieve Koski, and me. And you, the reader, are also encouraged to participate in promoted comments, polls, and other features. Three-drink minimum.