Oh, American Idol Season 10. We had such low expectations for you, then high, then low again. Now it’s come to this—two country fetuses singing for our pleasure. Whether the questionably styled Lauren wins or jug-eared Scotty takes the prize, it will surely be a shitshow, so join Claire Zulkey, Todd VanDerWerff, and Donna Bowman as we make with the hilarious commentary. Be there for the drawn-out pauses, the resurrected audition rejects, the odd celebrity guests, Steven and Jennifer’s clothes, and all the rest. We’re in it to win it!!! (No, we’re not.) Go here at 7 p.m. CT/8 p.m. EST to join the incredulity.