Pop culture obsessives writing for the pop culture obsessed.
Pop culture obsessives writing for the pop culture obsessed.

John Woo really is remaking The Killer

Illustration for article titled John Woo really is remaking The Killer

When John Woo mentioned remaking his own The Killer for American audiences who don’t like subtitles gumming up their gunplay, it turns out he wasn’t just speaking abstractly: Woo has officially begun pre-production on the film, lining up director John H. Lee (A Moment To Remember, 71: Into The Fire) and star Jung Woo-sun (Reign Of Assassins, The Good The Bad The Weird) for an “English language retelling” of his 1989 original, which will, of course, be shot in 3-D, with doves all up in your face. The rest of the cast will reportedly be announced soon. For the singer who is accidentally blinded, we nominate Ke$ha. Now as to who should play the singer in the movie… [/mimes golf swing]