As each day ticks by, the minutes in NBC’s The Office finale not filled with distracting guest stars become fewer and further between: EW reports that Jim Carrey—late of teaching the world to love penguins, despite their daily senseless slaughter of innocent krill—will join a season-ending cavalcade that already includes Ricky Gervais, Will Arnett, Ray Romano, James Spader, and Catherine Tate as of the moment of this posting. Once again, it's time to update the list of names we know are most likely not appearing in the episode: Prince, the Muppets’ Statler and Waldorf, “Baby” Jessica McClure, the girl you had an innocent crush on in third grade, the Hamburglar, Sir Alec Guinness, Genghis Khan, the robot-alien things from Batteries Not Included, etc.