What do you get when you put together Jason Alexander, Baywatch “babe” Brooke Burns, and latte art? Why, a new video from Nickelback, of course.

In the new clip that makes almost as little sense as its premise, Alexander—fake hair and all—plays Bud, a schlubby barista with a crush on a customer named Gennifer, “with a g.” He tries to woo her with milk hearts, but gets upstaged by a scooter-riding nemesis also played by Alexander, but with a soul patch and fedora. Gennifer, in the meantime, appears in Bud’s fantasies, rubbing coffee beans all over her bikini-clad body, all while Nickelback’s “Trying Not To Love You” farts along in the background. So, yeah, this exists.