We reported earlier today that Jack White is going to produce an Insane Clown Posse version of the Mozart song "Leck Mich Im Arsch," which is about licking assholes. This news is a) real, and b) the inspiration behind Insane Clown Partnerships, a new Tumblr that's popped up faster than you can say, "Hey, Insane Clown Posse: Maybe it's time you took a break from being bat-shit crazy actively in my face." Now we no longer have to imagine what it would look like if ICP teamed with Betty White ("Thank you for being a motherfucking friend"), Steve Jobs ("The iBitch will change the way humans interact with bitches") or Liza Minnelli ([no caption provided]). No word yet on ICP's collaboration with dignity.

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