Even though the premiere of American Horror Story: Asylum is only a week away—and the first five minutes are even currently live on the Internet—there's always room for Ian McShane, and so the show will have Ian McShane now. The erstwhile Al Swearengen will, let's face it, appear on the wrong FX series in an unspecified role, but one that will take advantage of his talents for telling off loopy fucking cunts to his Ryan Murphy-described "tussle" with Jessica Lange and her cadre of mental hospital nuns. Anyway, for those who have been clamoring for more "man ass" on this season, let it be known that Ian McShane does not grab ankle easily.