It’s been so long since we first started reporting on I Love You Phillip Morris and the many roadblocks it’s had on the way to theaters that we sort of feel like we’ve already seen it—a delusion furthered, no doubt, by the lingering image of our own Mike D’Angelo’s description of a scene where “Ewan McGregor clambers off of Jim Carrey and visibly spits rather than swallows,” which is how you do a blowjob if you don’t want to catch autism. But just when we thought we’d never see Carrey playing a married conman who goes totally gay for his cellmate McGregor, Roadside Attractions has finally picked up the film for a Dec. 3 release, just in time for Christmas. Suck it then visibly spit, Little Fockers!