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Following the success of Set It Up—which opened to a chorus of “actually kind of good??”s and “great for watching while eating ice cream in your sweatpants”s from critics last week—Netflix is expanding its slate of original rom-coms, touting releases through September in its monthly newsletter. None of them will debut in July, however, leaving fans of the genre to ask “will they or won’t they?” about Jerry Seinfeld and his guests on new episodes of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee, which debuts July 6. (Spoiler: They won’t.)

As usual, much of July’s notable Netflix programming is in the comedy realm: Ian Karmel and Michelle Buteau are among the eight up-and-comers making their Netflix stand-up debuts with The Comedy Lineup, and Iliza Shlesinger and Jim Jeffries both debut new specials next month, along with a new batch of The Joel McHale Show With Joel McHale. There’s also an odd theme of prisons running through the month’s new programming, presumably to accompany season six of OG Netflix original Orange Is The New Black: There’s the second season of something called Inside The World’s Toughest Prisons, a docuseries called Drug Lords, and a batch of episodes of MSNBC’s Lockup: Extended Stay.

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On a more comforting note, the appealingly dorky travel series Somebody Feed Phil drops a new season on July 6. (The more morbidly minded have to wait until July 20 for Dark Tourist, in which “journalist David Farrier visits unusual—and often macabre—tourism spots around the world.”) And, of course, there’s the nostalgic joy of watching dinosaurs wreak havoc in the trilogy of Jurassic Park, The Lost World: Jurassic Park, and Jurassic Park III—all debuting July 1—as well as a dinosaur gobbling up whatever the general services industry is in Cupcake & Dino - General Services, debuting July 20 and described thusly:

In this outrageous animated series, an ambitious cupcake and his friendly dinosaur brother try to rule the general services industry in the big city.

Sure, why not? The complete list of Netflix comings and goings for July is below this sizzle reel. Netflix originals are denoted with a single asterisk, while Netflix films are denoted with two.

NEW ON NETFLIX

Arriving in July (Date Not Announced)

El Chapo: Season 3

Available 7/1

Blue Bloods: Season 8

Bo Burnham: what.

Chocolat

Deceived

Finding Neverland

Get Smart

Happy Gilmore

Hawaii Five-O: Season 8

Interview With The Vampire

Journey To The Center Of The Earth

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park III

Madam Secretary: Season 4

Menace II Society

NCIS: Season 15

Pandorum

Penelope

Queens Of Comedy: Season 2

Rica, Famosa, Latina: Seasons 1-4

Scooby-Doo

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

Spanglish

Stealth

Swordfish

The Boondock Saints

The Lost World: Jurassic Park

The Princess Diaries

The Voices

Traitor

Troy

Van Helsing

We Own the Night

We the Marines

What We Started

Available 7/2

Dance Academy: The Comeback

Good Witch: Season 4

Romina

The Sinner: Season 1

Available 7/3

The Comedy Lineup*

Available 7/5

Blue Valentine

Available 7/6

Anne with an E: Season 2*

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee: New 2018: Freshly Brewed*

First Team: Juventus: Part B*

Free Rein: Season 2*

Inside The World’s Toughest Prisons: Season 2*

Sacred Games*

Samantha!*

Somebody Feed Phil: The Second Course*

The Fosters: Season 5 New Episodes

The Legacy Of A Whitetail Deer Hunter**

The Skin of The Wolf**

White Fang**

Available 7/7

Scream 4

Available 7/9

Lockup: Extended Stay: Collection 1

Available 7/10

Drug Lords: Season 2**

Available 7/12

Gone Baby Gone

Available 7/13

How It Ends**

Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now*

Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain

Sugar Rush*

The Epic Tales Of Captain Underpants*

Available 7/15

Bonusfamiljen: Season 2*

Going For Gold

The Joel McHale Show With Joel McHale: Part 2*

Available 7/20

Amazing Interiors*

Dark Tourist*

Deep Undercover: Collection 3

Duck Duck Goose*

Father Of The Year**

Fix It And Finish It: Collection 3

Home: Adventures With Tip & Oh: Season 4*

Jimmy: The True Story Of A True Idiot*

Last Chance U: EMCC & Life After*

Last Chance U: INDY: Part 1*

Luna Petunia: Return To Amazia: Season 2*

Available 7/22

An Education

Disney’s Bolt

Available 7/24

The Warning**

Iliza Shlesinger: Elder Millennial*

Available 7/27

Cupcake & Dino - General Services*

Extinction**

Orange Is The New Black: Season 6*

Roman Empire: Reign Of Blood: Master Of Rome*

The Bleeding Edge*

The Worst Witch: Season 2*

Welcome To The Family*

Available 7/28

Shameless: Season 8

The Company Men

Available 7/29

Her

Sofia The First: Season 4

Available 7/30

A Very Secret Service: Season 2*

Available 7/31

Terrace House: Opening New Doors: Part 3*

LAST CALL

Leaving 7/1

Alive

Along Came Polly

An Honest Liar

Beerfest

Before Midnight

Bring It On

Bring It On Again

Bring It On: All or Nothing

Bring It On: Fight to the Finish

Bring It On: In It to Win It

Cocktail

Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close

Lethal Weapon

Lethal Weapon 2

Lethal Weapon 3

Lethal Weapon 4

Little Women

Michael Clayton

Midnight In Paris

Mixed Signals

More Than A Game

Pandemic

Piglet’s Big Movie

Rugrats Go Wild

Scary Movie

Scream 3

Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines

The Art Of War

Tropic Thunder

V For Vendetta

Leaving 7/2

Breakfast At Tiffany’s

Leaving 7/8

Alpha & Omega: Journey To Bear Kingdom

Real Husbands Of Hollywood: Seasons 1-5

Leaving 7/9

Ratchet And Clank

Serena

Leaving 7/11

Alice Through The Looking Glass

Leaving 7/14

Wild Hogs

Leaving 7/15

Convergence

Lockup: State Prisons: Collection 1

Small Is Beautiful: A Tiny House Documentary

Leaving 7/16

Changeling

Wanted

Leaving 7/29

The Den

Leaving 7/30

A Cinderella Story

Hurricane Of Fun: The Making Of Wet Hot

Swing State

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