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We’re moving into the hottest, nastiest parts of the summer soon, and with them, a rising urge in our desires to hide in our dark rooms and just let the TV do all the tricky thinking. Luckily, Amazon released its upcoming updates to its library of streaming content on its Prime subscription service today, allowing us a slightly better window into what we’ll be doing while we hide from the sun during the sticky, muggy months.

We’ll be honest, though: Things are looking a little slim over in BezosLand this July. Sure, we’ve got the sixth season of The Americans arriving, allowing delayed viewers to catch up on the FX series’ big finale, but that’s not until July 29. Or the first two seasons of the original 21 Jump Street, for some reason, in case you’ve been desperate for a young Johnny Depp fix. In terms of Prime Originals, though, Amazon’s only got three offerings this month, which, fascinating or not, feels a little light. First up: The first season of Comicstaan, a competition series that will see some of India’s finest comics battle it out for the audience’s love. Amazon is also adding every season of NYPD Blue, The Closer, and Burn Notice to its roster, so we’re in good shape for content by volume, at least.

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Over in films, meanwhile, there’s a little more variety: Who wants to set up a double feature of Breakfast At Tiffany’s and The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension? Or dip into Star Wars: The Last Jedi director Rian Johnson’s earlier filmography with The Brothers Bloom? Or creep themselves out with Killer Klowns From Outer Space, or Woody Allen: A Documentary Parts 1 & 2?

Our point is, we’re all going to get through this. Unless the air conditioning gives out, in which case we’re probably screwed.

You can see the full list of titles coming to Amazon in July right here:

Available July 1:

21 Jump Street, Seasons 1-2

Burn Notice, Seasons 1-7

Damages, Seasons 1-5

NYPD Blue, Seasons 1-12

The Closer, Seasons 1-7 (exclusive)

20,000 Days On Earth

A.I. Artificial Intelligence

All Is Lost

American Psycho

American Psycho 2

An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth To Power

And God Created Woman

Angel Heart

Angela’s Ashes

Assassination

Avenging Force

Barfly

Blazing Saddles

Blue Chips

Body Count

Breakfast At Tiffany’s

Cadillac Man

Christmas Trade

Cronicas

Dead Man Walking

Double Jeopardy

Dr. T. And The Women

Finding Bliss

Gran Torino

Highlander II: The Quickening

Incident At Loch Ness

Invaders From Mars

Jeepers Creepers

Killer Klowns From Outer Space

Ladybugs

Late Phases: Night Of The Lone Wolf

Letters To Juliet

Maximum Overdrive

Mixed Signals

Monkey Shines: An Experiment In Fear

Ms. 45

Mulholland Drive

Murphy’s Law

Next

Number One WIth A Bullet

Our Nixon

P.O.W. The Escape

Patriot Games

Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure

Pretty In Pink

Rabbit Hole

Sahara

Sex Drive

Six Shooter

Snake Eyes

State Of Grace

Street Smart

Stripes

Switchback

The Act Of Killing

The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension

The Brothers Bloom

The Eternal

The Foot Fist Way

The Fourth War

The Graduate

The Haunting Of Molly Hartley

The Invisible War

The Longest Yard

The Mechanic

The Monster Squad

The Twilight Saga

Trade

V For Vendetta

Waste Land

Witness

Woody Allen - A Documentary Parts 1 & 2

Wooly Boys

Yelling To The Sky

Zodiac

Available July 8:

Snowden

Available July 13:

Comicstaan, Season 1, Episodes 1-4

A Fly In The Champagne

Between Two Harbors

Innersection: Black

Innersection: Blue

Modern Collective

Ocean Driven

Surfing Presents: Du Ciel

Winter Out West

Available July 14:

The Forgiven

Available July 16:

Cook Off!

Wanderland

Available July 20:

Max Steel

Available July 24:

Tumble Leaf, Season 4a

How To Talk To Girls At Parties

Available July 27:

The Glass Castle

Available July 28:

Friends With Kids

Available July 29:

The Americans, Season 6

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