Photo: Minding The Gap (Hulu)

As we dive headfirst into the dog days of summer‚ÄĒso named because dogs are the hottest animal, scientifically‚ÄĒit becomes increasingly important that we never go outside, for any conceivable reason. Luckily, there are now numerous libraries of online content‚ÄĒand more, every day!‚ÄĒout there to ward off the dreaded hell-ball we call the sun, with Hulu chiming in today to let us know what it‚Äôll be offering up in August as respite for our heat-baked brains.

The answer to that question: Documentaries and ninjas, apparently. Hulu‚Äôs got two new docs on its August schedule, the skateboarding-focused Minding The Gap, in which filmmaker Bing Liu explores the connections between skating, rough upbringings, and ‚Äúthe complexities of modern-day masculinity,‚ÄĚ and Stephen Maing‚Äôs Crime + Punishment, focused on police injustices in New York. And if that all seems too heavy for your breezy summer fun, well, the service is also tossing a couple of American Ninja movies up on the block, so that you can watch Michael Dudikoff and David Bradley katana the fuck out of an army of anonymous mooks two times over. Truly, Hulu, you contain multitudes.

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You can see the full list of Hulu comings and goings below. (Entries with *Showtime or *HBO next to them are only available to subscribers to those specific add-on packages.)

Available August 1:

Heartland: Complete Season 10

10 Things I Hate About You (1999) (*Showtime)

A Conspiracy To Rule: The Illuminati

American Gigolo 

American Ninja  

American Ninja III: Blood Hunt  

Babe  

Be Cool  

The Beatles: Made On Merseyside  

Black Hawk Down  

Black Mask  

Black Rain 

Bluefin 

Boomerang 

The Brady Bunch Movie  

Bratz: The Movie  

Bring It On: In It to Win It 

Bring It On: Fight To The Finish  

Cheri  

Cold War 

CSNY/Deja Vu  

Curse Of The Starving Class  

Double Whammy  

The Elephant Man 

Extract  

Fled 

G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra 

Get Shorty 

Halloween H20: 20 Years Later 

Heartbreakers 

Hey Arnold! The Movie (*Showtime)

Hidalgo  

High Noon 

Hoosiers 

The Hunt For Red October

The Hurricane  

The Hurt Locker 

I Went Down 

In & Out 

Jackie Brown 

Jacob’s Ladder 

Joe 

John Grisham’s The Rainmaker 

Kazaam 

Leaving Las Vegas (*Showtime) 

Loser 

Lost In Translation (*Showtime) 

The Nasty Girl 

The Ninth Gate 

No Way Out 

Original Sin 

Out Of Time 

Point Break 

Pretty Woman 

Private Parts 

The Rock 

Scary Movie 3 

Shanghai Knights 

Shaun Of The Dead 

Sheep And Wolves  

Species 

Species II 

Species III 

Stir Of Echoes 

Stir Of Echoes 2: The Homecoming 

The Swan Princess: A Royal Family Tale 

The Swan Princess: Princess Tomorrow, Pirate Today 

Swan Princess: Royally Undercover 

Teen Wolf 

Teen Wolf Too 

The Time Machine 

The Thomas Crown Affair (*Showtime) 

True Colors  

Urban Legend (*Showtime) 

The Usual Suspects 

Young Guns 

Young Guns II 

Available August 2:

All At Once 

America Divided: 201 

The China Hustle  

Ismael’s Ghost 

Available August 3:

Animals: Seasons 3 premiere (*HBO) 

En Otra Piel: Complete Series 

Sharp Edges 

Available August 4:

Marshall (*Showtime) 

Available August 7:

Dating My Mother

Perfect Bid: The Contestant Who Knew Too Much 

Wraith  

Available August 8: 

Bachelor In Paradise: Season 5 premiere 

Castaways: Series premiere 

Blood Ties  

Available August 9: 

America Divided: 202 

Baskin

Desolation 

Terminal 

Available August 10:

Rosa Diamante: Complete series 

Tim & Eric Bedtime Stories: Complete Season 2 

Borg Vs McEnroe 

Available August 11: 

Baby Driver (*Showtime) 

The Cage Fighter 

Available August 12: 

Ballers: Season 4 premiere (*HBO) 

Insecure: Season 3 premiere (*HBO) 

Very Good Girls  

Available August 13: 

The Powerpuff Girls (2016): Complete season 2 

Available August 15:

The Actors

America’s Sweethearts  

Duplex 

The Monkey King 3 

Available August 16: 

11 Minutes 

America Divided: 203 

Marrowbone 

Role Models 

Available August 17: 

Minding The Gap 

Perro Amor: Complete series 

Stan Against Evil: Complete season 2 

Available August 21: 

Eva La Trailera: Complete series 

To The Moon And Back 

Available August 23: 

America Divided: 204 

Jiro Dreams Of Sushi 

Available August 24: 

Crime & Punishment 

Available August 26: 

Captain Fantastic (*Showtime) 

Gangs Of New York 

Mother!  

Available August 28: 

Pasion Pohibida: Complete series 

Available August 30: 

Deuces Wild (*Showtime) 

Available August 31: 

The Terminator 

Leaving August 31: 

1492: Conquest Of Paradise 

2 Days In the Valley 

52 Pick-Up 

A Beautiful Mind 

A Guy Thing 

Across The Universe 

Analyze That 

Analyze This 

Baby Mama 

Bad Influence  

Barnyard 

Beer For My Horse 

Blue Like Jazz  

Bowfinger 

Brokeback Mountain 

The Brothers Grimm  

The Burbs 

Chinese Box 

Clue  

Criminal Law 

Dead Man Walking 

Doctor Dolittle 

Drive Me Crazy 

Drop Zone 

East Is East 

End Of Days 

Escape From Alcatraz 

Event Horizon 

Fatal Instinct 

The Frozen Ground 

Hard Rain 

Hellboy 

Hot Boyz 

House Of D 

Immigration Tango 

Into The West  

Men With Brooms 

Mindhunters 

Mr. Majestyk 

Mutant Species 

My Left Foot 

Nanny Mcphee 

Nurse 3D 

Over the Top 

Panic 

Prancer 

Primal Fear 

Rain Man 

Remember The Goal 

Restoration 

Revenge Of The Pink Panther 

Spawn 

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street 

Tamara 

Trainspotting 

You Don’t Mess With The Zohan (2008)

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