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Last week HBO announced the premiere date of the seventh season of Game Of Thrones, meaning that each day is just another chip off the four-month wait until July 16. Time, however, will not move any faster, and so this supercut of the silver-tongued son of Lannister’s most choice one-liners will help pass at least (checks watch) 77 seconds of that wait.

The curation is heavy on Tyrion’s disdain for religion and formal niceties as well as his affection for his own penis and alcohol. What sort of adventures will Tyrion, his penis, and their unified affection for alcohol have in the show’s remaining 13 episodes? Time will tell.


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