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Here are your revealed Masked Singer season 4 contestants

Seahorse, Lips, and Dragon of The Masked Singer (Fox)
Seahorse, Lips, and Dragon of The Masked Singer (Fox)
Graphic: The A.V. Club

Note: This article was originally posted on 9/24/20 at 10:14 AM CST.

Time is kinda funny these days. It feels like it was only yesterday that we were cowering at Taco’s soul-penetrating eyes, steaming at Fox’s attempt to humanize Sarah Palin, and crowning performing veteran Kandi Burress the queen of season 3. That could have a lot to do with the fact that last season of The Masked Singer began to wind down just as the pandemic was ramping up, with the finale airing back in May. But consider this: The hiatus between seasons three and four was four whole months while the break between the two previous seasons was only half as much. That’s long enough for viewers to forget the costumed horrors of yore (though we’re sure we’ll meet Night Angel again at the gates of hell) and make room for fresh ones, like the show’s first duo in the form of Snow Owls. Must there be two?!

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Shudders aside, it’s kind of nice to return to this slice of unabashedly odd television for a bit of pre-pandemic normalcy. And while some shows are finding ways to virtually create remote “live” audiences through LED screens and stitched together in-home clips, TMS is using a very small group of real people, tricky camera angles, and stocked reaction footage to recreate the feel of a full studio. And... it’s shockingly effective. It doesn’t feel like much has changed, even though things are obviously wildly different. That’s great, because we’d much rather focus all of our energy on guessing this year’s crop of secret performers than succumbing to the sadness of seeing another fuzzy Zoom shot.

Speaking of guesses, our in-house Masked Singer sleuths Angelica Cataldo and her dad are taking another keen look at this season’s clues and unmasking the cloaked performers, one-by-one. Stop by their post to test your own theories, then come here each week to see who sings (or raps) their final note.

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Week 1: Dragon

We’d say that rappers tend not to do well on TMS, but that would technically count as Bow Wow erasure, since he did manage to make it to the final three last go-round. So we’ll say this: Rappers with super distinct voices tend not to last. Just ask season 3's Lil Wayne, who was the first to go home after the Super Bowl, and this year’s Week 1 cast-off Busta Rhymes. Mere seconds into his performance of LL Cool J’s “Mama Said Knock You Out,” his signature growl was instantly recognizable. Also, dragon imagery has played a major part in Busta’s personal branding since early in his career, so it was a rather potent mix of “duh” details. The clues get incrementally harder as the season rolls on, so we’re grateful for this gimme.

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Week 2: Gremlin

Usually this show just bumbles along without deviating from the routine: Contestants rattle off clues, they sing, the judges toss out a few guesses that defy all common sense, there’s an elimination process, and then the castaway does that dumb Unmasking Tussle with host Nick Cannon before the big reveal. However, tonight went a little differently when Oscar-nominated actor Mickey Rourke decided to skip the pageantry and just unmask himself. There was no voting or final guesses, which makes this the first self-elimination in the show’s history. His reason? “It’s too damn hot,” Cannon relays to the judges before Rourke lifted his fuzzy Gremlin head (with some help). According to Variety, the actor and former boxer also refused to do any post-elimination coverage, so nobody could really press him on his decision to exit early.

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We’re hesitant to get too swept away in the inherent drama of this development. The hoopla surrounding his reveal seemed a little put-on, including Cannon’s cries of “We’ve lost control!” It was all a little much, and none of the judges seemed sufficiently taken aback by this unexpected, historic turn of events after Rourke—who was recently cast in the Isaac Walsh thriller Mammon—was revealed. But it did shake things up, if only slightly.


Week 3: Giraffe

Original 90210 star Brian Austin Green wasn’t exactly at the top of anyone’s list of guesses (even our inside sleuths thought it was Lin-Manuel Miranda for a quick moment), but judge and longtime friend-slash-neighbor Robin Thicke should feel especially embarrassed. “I told the producers early on, if there’s anybody on this panel that’s going to guess me, it’s him because we know each other so well,” Green told EW after his elimination. “He knows the way that I speak, and the timbre of my voice.” But despite performing in a band together during their youth, Thicke remained just as clueless as everyone else on the panel. To be fair, Green’s performance of Kool & The Gang’s “Get Down On It” (complete with unsettling, towering CGI giraffes that are just...walking ominously???) wasn’t the most distinctive. It could have been worse, though: He could have performed “You Send Me.

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Week 4: Baby Alien

“Everybody was WAAAAY OFF!” Well yeah, Cannon. Honestly, who would have guessed that retired NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez was a puppeteer on his down time, or that he was a bit of a songbird? We sure didn’t. His rendition of “It’s Time” by Imagine Dragons wasn’t about to sweep the competition, but it was pleasant! Oh well. There really isn’t much to say here, y’all. At the very least, we hope this is the end of the puppet hybrid costume.

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Week 5: Lips

We know it might be a little hard to really focus on this abundantly silly show as the world rapidly erodes. Trust us, we get it. But we’re in too deep now, folks. So after a week off, we’re back to talk about last night’s elimination. Based on lher song choice (“Native New Yorker” by Odyssey) and total failure to mask her voice, we’re almost positive that TV personality Wendy Williams gave up any attempts at mystery from the moment she first stepped on stage. To be fair, there’s no real way to hide that iconic, raspy New York accent and crowd-pleasing energy. Of course, it could also have something to do with the fact that she kind of outted her involvement back in September when she wore a Masked Singer-issued visor, which some fans instantly recognized. She’s crafted an entire career out of revealing Hollywood’s secrets, so it’s no surprise that she’d be terrible at keeping one of her own.

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Do you think you know who sings beneath the mask? Check your guesses against The A.V. Club’s here.

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