From Yahoo: That bastion of pulsing masculinity and Axe-stink,, just released its Top 99 Women list of 2008. (Insert date-rape joke [forcibly] here.) The winner? Grey's Anatomy/Knocked Up/27 Dresses star Katherine Heigl. The loser? Your mom. As for the reasoning behind the decision, AskMen cited the fact that last year Heigl did some acting, has boobs, got married, has boobs, and was interviewed by Barbara Walters (although Walters forgot to ask her about her boobs).

On a personal note:!? I don't recall being asked. Then again, I'm not really a man. Yet. And anyway, no one wants to hear about my life-wrecking Tilda Swinton obsession.