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Comedian Kurt Braunohler is set to premiere his first one-hour stand-up special on Comedy Central next week called Trust Me, and it’s all based around Braunohler trying to “undermine the authority unfairly assigned to white male speakers.” The A.V. Club has the exclusive premiere of a track from the special’s corresponding comedy album, and you can hear it below. Titled “Argument For Creationism: Shit Tubes,” the quick bit sees Braunohler discussing one of the more ridiculous and disgusting aspects of being a human, specifically the fact that kissing is (literally) not very far removed from pooping.


The Trust Me special will air on March 3, and the extended, uncensored album version will be available on March 7. You can preorder the album now on iTunes at this link.