Amazon-based erotica is nothing new, with thousands, if not tens of thousands of pen named scribblers self-publishing everything from sexy short stories to full-length, full frontal novels on the regular. What makes news is when someone takes something decidedly non-sexy and gives it a raunchy redo. (See: Taken By The T-Rex, The Moan For Bigfoot)

The latest movement in weirdly sexy-ish literature comes courtesy of Zara Tiff, who’s been gifting the world with her 43-part series, “Sex With Presidents” for a couple of weeks now. Each tale aims to combine American history, a heist plot, and some hot, sordid political intrigue, something that sounds good in theory but when coupled with a title like Sex With Presidents: Martin Van Buren and Sex With Presidents: John Tyler, tends to lose a little bit of its je ne sais quoi. Each story’s about 10 pages long, making for a quick read, and Tiff promises that, while not “overtly historical,” “much of the stories are true based in fact.” As she notes in her Amazon author bio, “Except for the girl”—the creatively named Ilene Cumberpatch—“going back to have sex with them, the rest stays pretty true to American history.” In Sex With Presidents: Abraham Lincoln, for instance, Cumberpatch is tasked with having sex with Lincoln while he’s at the Ford Theater. While most time-travelling sexpots might find Lincoln’s impending massive and fatal head wound to be a bit of a boner killer, Cumberpatch finds it arousing and, as the story’s blurb puts it, “if she gets out of Lincoln alive, she’ll go on to the next president.”

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Here’s another example of some of Tiff’s scintillating presidential smut, this time from Sex With Presidents: Franklin Pierce.

So far, Tiff has only covered 15 of the 43 presidents, but she’s also published other erotic stories to Amazon, including one loosely based on the Serial podcast.

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