One month ago, comedian Craig Rowin had a thought: Perhaps he doesn't have a million dollars because he hasn't yet asked for a million dollars. So, he asked. When that didn't work, a determined Rowin asked again—and not for an economics lesson. Judging by this third video that surfaced today, the previous two efforts have been less than fruitful. But this one seems promising, as Rowin's going after America's most sacred institution for giving money to people for no reason whatsoever: corporations. (Also it's being posted on The A.V. Club, notable home of hearty millionaires.) If the new video doesn't melt your heart, you are made of stone and probably a millionaire: