Vaping: The douchiest way to consume tobacco and/or marijuana. So which celebrities partake? We know, for instance, that Ben Affleck does, but who are the secret vapers of the world? Well, you can speculate with a highly entertaining, very silly web game, called, simply, Which One Vapes? It pairs pictures of famous people and asks users to guess the vaper. So: Kyle MacLachlan or Scott Bakula? Juliette Binoche or Shakira? Cecily Tyson or Ryan Eggold? It was inspired by a riff podcast My Brother, My Brother And Me in which the shows’ hosts tried to answer the question “How to convince my teacher to start vape club?” and then ended up talking about notable potential puffers. (See The A.V. Club’s Podmass write-up of the episode.) Part of the fun of Which One Vapes? is how random it can get, especially given that it sometimes pairs living celebrities with long dead ones. For instance:
There is also a leaderboard in which players can see who has been deemed “most likely to vape” and “least likely to vape.” At the time of this writing, Dane Cook is most while Michelle Obama is least—and that seems about right.