It seems as though every celebrity needs an intern these days, and while your one-in-75,000 chance of being selected to handle Charlie Sheen’s Twitter feed means you probably shouldn’t bank on that, why not consider signing up to work for Ghostface Killah, who was spitting surrealist, mythology-laden claims to being a supernaturally gifted warrior back when Sheen was still just filling a suit on Spin City? Mr. Killah seeks help in the areas of “writers, marketing, photographers, social networking, and designers,” and all you have to do is drop him an email. Even better, you won't even have to relocate, because "Ghost is International!!" One word of warning, though: He is very strict about matters of both personal hygiene and feeling on a bitch. [via Buzzfeed]