This shape, approximately. (Photo: David Becker/Getty Images)

Although President Donald Trump and his supporters could benefit from some warm ‘n’ fuzzy feelings of oneness with their fellow human beings, the 5,000 orange ecstasy pills fashioned into the shape of Trump’s weird head recently confiscated in Germany probably weren’t part of some altruistic attempt to melt Republican minds. Instead, according to the BBC, police in the Northwest German city of Osnabruck suspect that the pills would be sold on the dark web we’ve been hearing so much about with the tagline “Trump makes partying great again”. An Austrian father and son have been arrested in connection with the bust, after allegedly driving to the Netherlands to pick up the tablets, which have a street value of almost $47,000, or a couple months of Secret Service golf cart rentals.