CSI has somehow managed to land showbiz’s elusive white whale. Gene Simmons will make a cameo appearance on the drama later this season, marking the first time the KISS frontman has ever appeared as himself on television since his reality series, Gene Simmons: Family Jewels, or the many other shows he’s made cameos on, like Castle and Ugly Betty. Simmons will bring his awkward charisma to CSI as part of a “rock-and-roll themed murder mystery,” tentatively scheduled to air March 12, and to rerun in viewers’ oddly sexual nightmares for years to come.