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Gaze hungrily upon the soiled plates of New York, thanks to Instagram

Empty Plates Of New York (Screenshot: Instagram)

“Clean your plate.” It’s a familiar refrain from childhood, a phrase repeated by generations of weary parents to their ungrateful offspring. But maybe the parents of the world have been on to something the whole time. A clean plate is, in its way, a beautiful thing. It’s an emblem of a meal that was thoroughly consumed and quite possibly enjoyed. Not a single overcooked brussels sprout has been left behind. Not one stray, slimy bite of beef stroganoff has been abandoned. Every last grain of rice has gone on to its proper reward. Comedian and writer Brandon Scott Wolf understands the value of an empty plate. In his professional life, he has contributed material to Saturday Night Live and Best Time Ever, among other shows. Comedy is his vocation, but photography seems to be his avocation. His very specific work is showcased on an Instagram account entitled Empty Plates Of New York. A modest sample follows:

Empty Plates Of New York (Screenshot: Instagram)

Wolf’s website describes this strange, singular endeavor as an “alt food blog,” but that’s not strictly true. This is more like an alternative to a food blog. The photographs here do not depict food but rather the places where food recently was but is no longer. There are 150 pictures uploaded to the account so far, each one an overhead shot of an empty, just-used plate. Browsing through them gives the reader a chance to feel like a virtual busboy. It’s picture after picture of circles, ovals, squares, and rectangles. Some bear only the faintest traces of once having been meals. There are a few dollops of grease and sauce, along with the occasional soiled utensil. Others are perfectly, eerily clean. Not an entree is visible anywhere. It’s a bit like arriving at a party after all the guests have gone home. Wolf typically accompanies these haunting images with quotes about plates, saucers, dishes, and other earthenware.

Dieters may despair or delight. And remember that cleaning the plate can, in the right context, be an act of great patriotism.

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